Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
01/04/2014 at 15:14 • Filed to: None

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That feeling when your shoveling snow and you hit a raised edge in the concrete. Why do people like snow, snow is an asshole.


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Kinja'd!!!  > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/04/2014 at 15:16

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Dat feel when you are almost done shoveling and a snow plow goes by.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/04/2014 at 15:38

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That feeling when everyone on Oppo has snow and it's 50 degrees and sunny in Seattle. Fail.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Spaceball-Two
01/04/2014 at 15:42

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WHY DO YOU WANT SNOW?


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/04/2014 at 16:10

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Snow is a beautiful woman. She's fun, but requires some maintenance.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull
01/04/2014 at 16:56

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She's also responsible for my back hurting.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/04/2014 at 17:22

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Because snowboarding, hot coco, and getting fuckin sideways in my Audi.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Spaceball-Two
01/04/2014 at 17:42

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You shouldn't need snow to drink hot chocolate or get your car sideways.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/04/2014 at 17:55

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Valid point.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/04/2014 at 18:41

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If you can't handle her, then maybe you should consider an exercise ball. Good for your core.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull
01/04/2014 at 19:19

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I think that would only make my back worse. It's the sudden stops that jolt my vertibre. Maybe I should put less into it?